BTW, now that Aaron has stabilized the umon blood transfusions, it could be made into a great anti-aging/energy drink. I should get a patent and try to market it. That will help replace the revenue we lost from having to fork over the marijuana fields. We were harvesting a never ending supply (weed grows very fast) and selling it to baby food companies. If I could get off this fucking island, I could present my idea to the Sharks on Shark Tank. I’m positive they would jump on the idea. Plus I’d get to be on T.V.
We have put Jason on trial here in Kangerumon Court for stealing my money and demolishing my business. I call it extortion. He calls it a set up. We have decided Evelyn would be the best judge to preside over his case, (that’s if she can stay awake.) The jury consists of 12 umon elders, all fair-minded people, and 2 lawyers. Since no one has had any training in this profession, Ash volunteered to represent me but no one has come forth to represent Jason. We are still waiting for someone to come forth. Since I have such a huge following here, people don’t want to divide their interests.
Hannah being a very social creature likes to come to court. Before the show begins she conducts her own little meet and greet. After a few minutes it’s her naptime. Then when the arguments start and the emotions flair up, she quietly sneaks out. She was never one for loud noises or excessive drama.